Family Picture
This photo was a present for Mother's birthday...not new but fairly current.Mother is seated in the front.
This picture should really be on the "Family Photos" page. I will replace it at some point in tme.
Meet Duke
He wants to be a member of our family. We plan on adopting him after our Israeli trip this summer, if we have a fence in our back yard by then. If not, he will go to some other home..
Busy at Work
Bev has finally retired. Now all she does is work. - "This is like deja vu all over again."
Someone please tell her there is more to life...like tennis.
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Yogi-isms
- "It ain't over till it's over."
- "It ain't the heat;it's the humidity."
- "It's never happened, and it still hasn't."
- "Never answer an anonymous letter."
- "I usually take a two-hour nap from 1 to 4."
- "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
- "I didn't really say everything I said."
- "You can observe a lot just by watching."
- "He must have made that before he died." (Steve McQueen movie)
- "If you can't imitate him, don't copy him."
- 'You mean now?" (in response to being asked what time it was)
- "The future ain't what it used to be"
- "It gets late early out here."
- " Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded."
- "If you don't know where you're going, you will end up somewhere else."
- "Baseball is 90% mental. the other half is physical"
- "We just agree differently." (On his clashes with Yankees owner George Steinbrenner when Berra managed the team.)
- "You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."
- "It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much."
- "The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."
We used to have cats.
One day Bev took them to the vet and put them to sleep for a very long time.
I am now very carefull at night.
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Homer Simpsonisms
With teenage sons, you learn to love The Simpsons. Here are some of Homer’s best lines:
“When a woman says nothing’s wrong, it means everything’s wrong. When a woman says everything’s wrong, it means everything’s wrong. And when a woman says that something isn’t funny, you’d better not laugh.”
“Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I’m not listening.”
“With $10,000 we’d be millionaires!”
“Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.”
“The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.”
“I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman!”
“Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill a Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight into how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does that do me?”
“If you don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.”
